The lazy Kamikazi

We all know the story about Abraham and his famous ark that save the species from drowning. What we don't know is that is that there was a plan to blow up that ark. Not only did the people in the consiracy want the end of that ark but if possible with all the animals so that the influence of this guy would end. He was not from the region and now he was building a boat miles from the nearest sea. This was only to get to influence the people so that when he announce his campaign for the mayor of the town, he would be taken for a hard working man. So those militants of the present mayor were not going to sit down and see their man beaten by this new comer.
A guy was chosen from among them and given the explosives. Sure there was no dynamite but a guy had discovered that by boiling alcoohol he got a colourless highly inflameble liquid. It was agreed that a hundred litres of this liquid would take care of the affair. The next phase of the diabolique plan was to make sure that some camels and donkey got the liquid inside the ark and when the door is closed( no one knew how Abraham was going to do it) then the mecanisme invented for that purpose would set the liquid on fire. They had called it detonator.

The D day arrived and as Abraham had been told it had started raining, above that it was only the camels and donkeys that had to get on board.( They had to work until the last moment.)
The kamikazi was nowhere to be seen. Like everybody he had over slept because the rain had lower the temperature and as we all know when it is cold we sleep more. The detonator didn't wait for him as it had already been set.
Abraham finishes the inspection of the last aspect of the journey, still the kamikazi is absent, he reports to God that he is ready to go, still he is still not appeared. The door closes.

Everybody around is surprised. The gaint door is closing as if it was a mare doll house door. Among those that are surprised is the band of militant. Their mouths are not hanging because the gaint door is closing but because they don't know if the kamikaze is in the ark or not. It is no longer raining but someone is pouring water to the already soaked ground. The ark starts to float but gets caught by some rocks.
" We said that that boat wasn't going anywhere and he didn't listen, now he is the laughing stock," the leader say to the rest as they watch the scene.
"In a minute now the explosion should set things right."

They all cover their ears and the boom is loud as expected only it comes from the wrong direction. The blow of this primitive bomb is so strong that it realeses the ark and it sails away, leaving the militants black with soot. Big eyed as they see that their bomb help in the affair of Abraham.

This isn't what happened but then the lesson is that God turns those evil plans to sink you into boosts to get you going. So keep doing what God asked you to and things will go your way as he said.

The lazy Kamikazi

We all know the story about Abraham and his famous ark that save the species from drowning. What we don't know is that is that there was a plan to blow up that ark. Not only did the people in the consiracy want the end of that ark but if possible with all the animals so that the influence of this guy would end. He was not from the region and now he was building a boat miles from the nearest sea. This was only to get to influence the people so that when he announce his campaign for the mayor of the town, he would be taken for a hard working man. So those militants of the present mayor were not going to sit down and see their man beaten by this new comer.
A guy was chosen from among them and given the explosives. Sure there was no dynamite but a guy had discovered that by boiling alcoohol he got a colourless highly inflameble liquid. It was agreed that a hundred litres of this liquid would take care of the affair. The next phase of the diabolique plan was to make sure that some camels and donkey got the liquid inside the ark and when the door is closed( no one knew how Abraham was going to do it) then the mecanisme invented for that purpose would set the liquid on fire. They had called it detonator.

The D day arrived and as Abraham had been told it had started raining, above that it was only the camels and donkeys that had to get on board.( They had to work until the last moment.)
The kamikazi was nowhere to be seen. Like everybody he had over slept because the rain had lower the temperature and as we all know when it is cold we sleep more. The detonator didn't wait for him as it had already been set.
Abraham finishes the inspection of the last aspect of the journey, still the kamikazi is absent, he reports to God that he is ready to go, still he is still not appeared. The door closes.

Everybody around is surprised. The gaint door is closing as if it was a mare doll house door. Among those that are surprised is the band of militant. Their mouths are not hanging because the gaint door is closing but because they don't know if the kamikaze is in the ark or not. It is no longer raining but someone is pouring water to the already soaked ground. The ark starts to float but gets caught by some rocks.
" We said that that boat wasn't going anywhere and he didn't listen, now he is the laughing stock," the leader say to the rest as they watch the scene.
"In a minute now the explosion should set things right."

They all cover their ears and the boom is loud as expected only it comes from the wrong direction. The blow of this primitive bomb is so strong that it realeses the ark and it sails away, leaving the militants black with soot. Big eyed as they see that their bomb help in the affair of Abraham.

This isn't what happened but then the lesson is that God turns those evil plans to sink you into boosts to get you going. So keep doing what God asked you to and things will go your way as he said.